To all the people trashing the bathroom,
Welcome to the technologically advanced era. I know transitioning from the age of cavemen to this new period is a little hard so indoor plumbing can be a confusing concept--totally understandable. But here is a beginner’s guide in using the bathroom properly so we do not add to the custodians’ workload and create a clean environment so that our peers can be comfortable using the restrooms too. |
Advice #1: Urinal cakes stay in urinals.
Having never used the bathroom before, I get why urinal cakes are a strange thing. We humans are curious so we tend to gravitate towards playing with things we do not understand. But touching urinal cakes are a little unsanitary, considering all of those fluids (yours and those before you).
Having never used the bathroom before, I get why urinal cakes are a strange thing. We humans are curious so we tend to gravitate towards playing with things we do not understand. But touching urinal cakes are a little unsanitary, considering all of those fluids (yours and those before you).
Advice #2: The walls are not the toilet.
You might struggle trying to figure out what the bowls in bathrooms are for but have no fear, I’m here to answer all your questions. All your fluids and excrements are meant to go into that bowl and the funny thing is afterwards, it will dispose the waste for you with a push of the lever next to the bowl. So there really is no need to dispose of your waste by spreading it all over the wall. That really does nothing at all but cause problems for the custodial staff. I know this may sound a little far fetched, but I promise you it will change your whole life.
You might struggle trying to figure out what the bowls in bathrooms are for but have no fear, I’m here to answer all your questions. All your fluids and excrements are meant to go into that bowl and the funny thing is afterwards, it will dispose the waste for you with a push of the lever next to the bowl. So there really is no need to dispose of your waste by spreading it all over the wall. That really does nothing at all but cause problems for the custodial staff. I know this may sound a little far fetched, but I promise you it will change your whole life.
Advice #3: The door is not a jungle gym.
Please refrain from hanging on the doors, kicking them, or whatever it is you do to them to break the locks. People like their privacy. I know the concept is hard to grasp but we are not animals; we don’t do our business in front of each other. So respect other people’s wish for a little private time, and keep the locks intact.
Please refrain from hanging on the doors, kicking them, or whatever it is you do to them to break the locks. People like their privacy. I know the concept is hard to grasp but we are not animals; we don’t do our business in front of each other. So respect other people’s wish for a little private time, and keep the locks intact.
Advice #4: Toilet paper and toilet covers belongs in the dispensers.
I know toilet paper and covers might be a peculiar notion but it is quite essential to leaving the bathroom with a clean feel. So no we do not wet the paper and throw it on the walls and ceiling. It would be an absolute waste. If you’re using the the toilet covers to blot the oil on your face, remember, less is more. Also, you do not need to unroll all of the toilet paper so that it’s all over the floor. We all know you don’t need that much. Advice #5: Pack it and trash it. I honestly thought that girls were for the most part really clean and organized, but some of you guys are really nasty. No one wants to see your bloody business, pun very much intended. So, please for the love of decency, wrap your pads and tampons up and throw it in the trash. There is really no excuse not to when the trash can is not even a foot away. Sharing might be caring, but not in this case. |
These are probably some of the most essential tips you could need for the use of the bathrooms. To learn more go to www.howtolearnbathroommanners.com. Getting into the habit of all these will help in creating a safe environment for other students to use the restrooms. This will also decrease the amount of bathrooms being locked, which in turn in decreases the amount of students running around trying to find an open bathroom. Not only that, but this will lighten the workload for our custodial staff, and we know they already have too much on their plate. Let’s work towards being a decent human being.
Sincerely,
A decent human being
A decent human being